I am sitting in my tax accounting class... my extraordinarily poorly taught tax accounting class and the only thing keeping me going is the knowledge that I have only ONE MORE 8 HOUR LECTURE left and that is next week. I think I can make it without setting myself on fire, jumping out the window, or otherwise demonstrating my true feelings about this class.
I just spent the last 45 minutes getting sporadic updates on the Sharks' game 2 win against the Red Wings. But now that that is over, how am I going to keep myself from falling asleep in class? By updating my blog!
- Our professor sounds like a shrill muppet. If you've seen Avenue Q, I think she sounds like Kate Monster. She also starts every other sentence with this lilting, "Sooooooo" which just makes her sound more ridiculous. She also has very unreal looking hair.
- There was an ad here at Santa Clara for a campus-wide Drag Party. The "catchy" tag line for the party is "Put Your Gender In a Blender." That's actually one place where I am never putting my gender.
- The longer I sit in this class, the less I think I'm going to make it today. You know the part in the bible where there is pretty much just a listing of rules (Deuteronomy and Numbers)? This class is like reading that part REALLY slowly with lots of review. Two more weeks. Two more weeks.
- I'm tempted to try to distract my fellow classmates by playing videos silently online.
- This coming week, I get to babysit my niece and nephew for two days. Is anyone else terrified by the prospect of me looking after two children who are 6 and 7? I've been informed that they have to eat three meals a day and that they won't just go and buy their own food.
- Last night, I got to hang out with my friend Dylan who apparently has been gone for NINE years!! I can't believe that he'd been living in Germany that long. I thought it had just been 5 years. Crazy. Dylan was one of the two best defensive soccer players I've ever played with and I'm psyched to have a chance to play on the field with him again this Tuesday.
- I'm very surprised that we haven't really heard of any new doomsday groups after this years' environmental events: Japan earthquake and tsunami, mid-west flooding, and south tornadoes. There have to be some crazies out there working on SOMEthing. Right?
- There's nothing like reaching into your pocket the night after drinking and finding MORE money there than you thought you had. It turns out that I had temporarily forgotten that I finally go paid for winning an NCAA basketball pool. Hot damn.
OK, time to go do practice problems.
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